Different story line

From: Devesh Rao [mailto:deveshr]
Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2005 5:00 PM
To: Gaurav Jagavkar; Manjusha Awate; Anuradha Rao; Devdatta Pawar; Smita Vargante; Kewal Vargante; Manish J. Pradhan; Ramchandran SubramanianSubject: RE: Nobody can beat Software Engineers at Non sense.

we, as in the rao's do not belive in monarchy nor do we follow any rules especially laid don by despotic, no power, "thuskya", so called kings like u :)....

i follow guerilla tactics. so gau watch out i may very well come our to ur place hit u and run away....

From: Gaurav Jagavkar
Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2005 4:43 PM
To: Devesh Rao; Manjusha Awate; Anuradha Rao; Devdatta Pawar; Smita Vargante; Kewal Vargante; Manish J. Pradhan; Ramchandran SubramanianSubject: RE: Nobody can beat Software Engineers at Non sense.

well, this is being churned out at a faster speed than the network speed can support.
In any case i believe that
- anuradha has been freshly released from some project and has ample of time today :)
- hech can be named as my official brand ambassador (brand auto rickshaw would be more appropriate)
- mastek mailbox upper limit has been increased
- manjusha must be damn good in C, could not figure out the things in between comments
- people with surname as 'rao' are doing a lot of politically motivated gau bashing. the dictator might have to exterminate you or lock u inside bhutatki lifts at Mazgaon.

btw anyone still in mazgaon?

From: Manjusha Awate
Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2005 4:10 PM
To: Devesh Rao; Anuradha Rao; Gaurav Jagavkar; Devdatta Pawar; Smita Vargante; Kewal Vargante; Manish J. Pradhan; Ramchandran SubramanianSubject: RE: Nobody can beat Software Engineers at Non sense.

i wish u could write such nonsensical stories as in-line comments - u know a bit here and a bit there...

look at the example below

public class SysParamDAL : ISysParamDAL
{
#region Constant
// apna hero gau ka wt is 50 kilo [theek hai in movies we can add wt by making him put extra clothes], he dosent have any aim in life and all day does java
// coding. his friend one day decides to put on wt and joins a gym and gau decided to join him just for company.
public const uint CONST_FALSE =0;
public const uint CONST_TRUE =1;
public const string CONST_YES = "Y";
public bool getSysParam(int pintModuleID, out DataSet pdsSysParam)
{
//his friend drops out of the gym at the last moment coz he got admission for onsite in US. gau is now left alone and dosent kno what to do. his dad scolds gau
//for having no wt target in life and wasting away his life on 50 soemthing kilos.
UIDebug objdebug = new UIDebug(UI.Framework.Common.UIModules.Queries,"SysParamDAL.cs","getSysParam","Entry into getTags Function of SysParamDAL.cs");
UILogger.Log(objdebug);


So on and so forth....it will be quite an interesting work to do a code review!!!


-----Original Message-----
From: Devesh Rao
Sent: Wed 04/05/2005 11:18
To: Manjusha Awate; Anuradha Rao; Gaurav Jagavkar; Devdatta Pawar; Smita Vargante; Kewal Vargante; Manish J. Pradhan; Ramchandran Subramanian Cc: Subject: RE: Nobody can beat Software Engineers at Non sense.

i could try writin comments, they anyways dun help in understanding the code,
atleast if i write the comments, the person trying to debug will kno its not his fault he is not getting any of the code....

-----Original Message-----
From: Manjusha Awate
Sent: Wed 04/05/2005 11:12
To: Devesh Rao; Anuradha Rao; Gaurav Jagavkar; Devdatta Pawar; Smita Vargante; Kewal Vargante; Manish J. Pradhan; Ramchandran Subramanian Cc: Subject: RE: Nobody can beat Software Engineers at Non sense.

dev, i have been telling u, u should take up a career in writing! forget abt programming-begramming! :))

-----Original Message-----
From: Devesh Rao
Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2005 3:36 PM
To: Anuradha Rao; Manjusha Awate; Gaurav Jagavkar; Devdatta Pawar; Smita Vargante; Kewal Vargante; Manish J. Pradhan; Ramchandran SubramanianSubject: RE: Nobody can beat Software Engineers at Non sense.

ya it was a sort of ego issue to me u see... how can any infyite be better at anything than us.. scope hi nahi aata... even at nonsense I ... errr i mean we rule :)


-----Original Message-----
From: Anuradha Rao
Sent: Wed 04/05/2005 11:00
To: Devesh Rao; Manjusha Awate; Gaurav Jagavkar; Devdatta Pawar; Smita Vargante; Kewal Vargante; Manish J. Pradhan; Ramchandran Subramanian Cc: Subject: RE: Nobody can beat Software Engineers at Non sense.

Bad story ya good pata nahi… parr its hilarious… try getting a patent on it…. U never know…. After all read the subject of this message “Nobody can beat Software Engineers at Non sense.” Way to go, Dev!!!

From: Devesh Rao
Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2005 3:24 PM
To: Anuradha Rao; Manjusha Awate; Gaurav Jagavkar; Devdatta Pawar; Smita Vargante; Kewal Vargante; Manish J. Pradhan; Ramchandran SubramanianSubject: RE: Nobody can beat Software Engineers at Non sense.

different story line...


apna hero gau ka wt is 50 kilo [theek hai in movies we can add wt by making him put extra clothes], he dosent have any aim in life and all day does java coding. his friend one day decides to put on wt and joins a gym and gau decided to join him just for company. his friend drops out of the gym at the last moment coz he got admission for onsite in US. gau is now left alone and dosent kno what to do. his dad scolds gau for having no wt target in life and wasting away his life on 50 soemthing kilos.
his gf... [ok, ok this is getting too filmi] ... his WSAD tool which is his first love is happy coz gau will now stay away from coding for some time and WSAD can take a rest from constant compiling and running of java and projects.
gaus first weeks in gym are a horror show and he runs away back to WSAD who is so very gussa on gau that she dumps gau's programs and refuses to compile any of his programs.... gau's warrior ego is hurt and he vows to get back to gym and he now comes out a well built person and goes on to win MR shivaji park competition.
WSAD also finally comes around and builds all gau's projects and makes him happy.

PS: i go on to win at the razzies for the worst story, direction,production, and all categories.
PS1: gau loses out on winning at the awards coz they all faint and cant watch any further so his acting goes unnoticed
PS2: i make a lot of money [not by selling the movie... its a junk but by getting myseld adopted by gau's bapu.]